Notes from inexperienced crew member

(Apologies Sheena for the delay in posting, ed)

Notes taken by an inexperienced crew member way back in September on the trip from Marina di Ragusa to Kefalonia

After a serious list of boat vocab (halyard, sheet, reefing rope, gib, gennacker and so on, I found a short list of needy knots such as the bowline and the very useful half hitch and some instructions on how to do them (it took me an unacceptably long time to fully grasp Sarah’s knot lesson) we move on to a list of boaty expressions, cooked up after a glass of wine or two……,.

THE SUN IS OVER THE YARD ARM (time for  a drink) every evening at dusk except when out at sea

THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND (drunk) not every evening…….honest

ALL HANDS ON DECK (everyone get to work) when Captain gave the orders

SHIP-SHAPE (tidy) how Sarah keeps her boat

ANY PORT IN THE STORM (anything goes) no storms but an unplanned port for sure

BATON DOWN THE HATCHES (get ready for a difficult moment) cos if you don’t you find water dripping on your head in the middle of the night

DOWN THE HATCH (eat up) yes this happened very often as there is not just one breakfast on board the Linea

BRACE YOURSELF (get ready) well we must have done it as no one went overboard this time

I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR GIB Ian’s chat up line

SHE’S HITCHED (married) “sorry but I’m already hitched” – perhaps after the above

SHE’S HALF HITCHED (not sure if this means your marital state or your mental state) whatever it means it made us laugh

TO TIE THE KNOT (get married) well this doesn’t really apply to us oldies

TO MISS THE BOAT (miss an opportunity) but I really did nearly miss it one day when I spent too long saying goodbye to the turtles…

GET KNOTTED what you mustn’t say to the Captain

TO BE DECKED (k:o.) this is what happens if you tell the Captain to get knotted

Sheena – Linea crew Sicily to Kephalonia; September 2016

One thought on “Notes from inexperienced crew member”

  1. Love it Sheena!!
    Giggling away to myself as I read, bringing back many happy memories!
    What a fabulous time we had, thank you Sarah & Ian. Xx

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